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‘If in doubt, photograph your bum’: Eroticon 2019 part 1
So my first Eroticon is over. I’m at home, eating plenty of buttered toast with Sub Bee’s homemade honey to fend off Con drop, and surrounded by swag. And I do mean surrounded- my bedside table is...
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‘If in doubt, photograph your bum’: Eroticon part 2
So! I’ve banged on quite enough about the tricky bits of Eroticon 2019. Here are some of my best bits: 1. Sharing a room with Hannah Lockhardt. It is broadly unnecessary at this juncture to go into...
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Mother’s day
I miss my mum. Let me tell you a little bit about my mum- and I would only ever be able to tell you a little bit, because she was so enormous that to tell you everything would take years. Not...
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Dance with the one that brung ya
Sometimes I love my tits. Sometimes? Most of the time? Much of the time, perhaps, most accurately. Sometimes, however, I absolutely don’t. Sometimes they don’t feel good and they’re too big for my...
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Is this thing still on?
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It’s gotta be done
It’s not like I’m incapable of enjoying my body unless it’s via the medium of the selfie… But it helps. Note to self: take more naked photos. The post It’s gotta be done appeared first on The Joy as it...
View ArticleOld bones
I’ve lost the ability to talk. I haven’t, that’s a nonsense. I’m talking for England, my old home, my home no longer- I sit outside cafes in Prenzlauerberg and Mitte, drink muddy coffee and talk. I...
View ArticleI have blinds, I don’t use them
I don’t look into their windows and assume they don’t look into mine. What are they going to see, anyway? A medium- sized, middle- aged woman rolling off her airbed and padding into the kitchen to...
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I’m pretty hard on my hosiery. The post Destroyed appeared first on The Joy as it Flies.
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Sometimes it feels like everyone in Berlin is young and stylish and beautiful. That’s not the case, of course- but it’s a world city, notoriously hip and relatively wealthy, and I hang out in some of...
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Wearing Joy like a coat
I flew back to England last month wheeling an almost empty suitcase behind me. With the incipient change of the season I needed to supplement my wardrobe with a coat or two, hoodies, boots with a...
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Missing Person
She’ll be back one day. The post Missing Person appeared first on The Joy as it Flies.
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New home. Fairylights, wooden floors and a high bed. Same old tits, though. The post Fairy cosy appeared first on The Joy as it Flies.
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Whither Joy
My German doctor has prescribed me one tablet a day- the same 40mg in the morning. I wash it down with the first sip from a large glass of water into which I then dissolve a soluble Vitamin D3 tab, a...
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Sequins and secrets
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Elust 126
Photo courtesy of May More of Sex Matters Welcome to Elust 126– The only place where the smartest and hottest sex bloggers are featured under one roof every month. Whether you’re looking for sex...
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All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
I’m in Prague for a couple of days; in the wintry limbo between sublets, I don’t want to fall into an upheaval- induced Slough of Despond again. €8 each way on the bus, €5 a night for a bed in a (very...
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Improvising
I received some rope in the post today (non- essential? A little bit of fun is very essential, I think). I adore breast bondage but haven’t had any rope or a partner for a while, so on occasions I’ve...
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A gift
This gag is a belated birthday present from my most esteemed friend and comrade @Katelessons. Thank you, gorgeous! As soon as I fastened it I had a very strong impulse to get nearly naked and take...
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Plaything
Just take me with a pinch of salt Break me, don’t give a thought Shake me to the very core Go and play with me until you get bored The post Plaything appeared first on The Joy as it Flies.
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